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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

BANGLA love sms

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE



Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.


Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!


Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!by UZZAL
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,



Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!


Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!


Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Te


Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!


Friday, May 29, 2009

INSULT sms

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)



Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!



Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!


Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!


I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!


Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.


Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.


You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar


Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.


Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2


Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.


One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!


U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

FLIRT SMS

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt... Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!


Loading the Babe meter.....
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17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!


If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

FOOL sms

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE

For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST


I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.


Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

forget sms

I can 4 get a face, I can 4 get a home, I can 4 get a place, I can 4 get a name, I can 4 get a game, I can 4 get even myself, But 4getting u ? 4 get it.

Submitted By: Moderator

Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

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I was on a ship thinking of you.wen i looked down i droped a tear in da ocean.then i promised myself that until sumone finds it.i wont forget you.

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A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....

'there's a face above this...Dn't forget

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To
love
without
condition,
to
talk
without
intention,
to
give
without
reason &
to
care
without
expectation
is d
heart
of true
friend!

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No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through tears.And no relief is as sweet as the one that gets to see this smile. Keep smiling...

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The greatest gift u can give to sumone is ur TIME,bcoz wen u giv sum1 ur time,u r givin him a portion of ur life dat u'll never get back.

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Care is 1 main ingredient tht keeps closeness alive despite distance & schedule. Since I can't always c u, let my care b with u 4ever & ever...

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Beautiful Friend &Beautiful thoughts r rare to find But i'm lucky to find such a beautiful Frnd whose beautiful thoughts alway fills My mind..

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forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

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4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

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Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

QUOTES - famous person

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill

"To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards)

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman

We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller

"If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb)

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb)

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" (Thomas Carruthers)

Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen)

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson

"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran)

"Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs." (Einstein)

fun sms poem

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!


Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

fun sms

....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?